Bottington Spudsworth the 3rd
Bottington Spudsworth the 3rd is no ordinary Contractor. He is a cybernetic potato — part bot, part spud — and a sentient survivor from the distant planet Tateron-7. His people are currently locked in a brutal war against the Saucians, the tomato syndicate of Saucerian Prime. Under the command of the ruthless Lord Ragu, countless Tateronians have been captured and subjected to an unspeakable fate: being turned into French fries. During a battle in space, Bottington's ship was critically damaged, sending him crashing onto Earth. Unfortunately, we're apparently too technologically primitive to fix a cybernetic potato's interplanetary spacecraft. Until Tateron-7 receives his beacon, he's stranded here with us. So naturally, he plays ExfilZone. Bottington runs an SA58 chambered in 7.62×51, equipped with a Beta 4 optic and top-mounted Toucan RDS, Star-5 grip, AR15/10 suppressor, flashlight/laser and a drum mag. His preferred ammunition includes M62 tracers, M80 and M61 — because apparently potatoes believe in overwhelming firepower. His Gen-3 heavy armor, Ryse helmet and face shield keep the spud from becoming mashed potatoes, while a fully loaded GNJ backpack carries enough ammunition, grenades, medical supplies, armor repair equipment, food and water to survive whatever ExfilZone — or Lord Ragu — throws at him. Until the beacon reaches home, Earth has gained one heavily armed vegetable.