The Expendables didn’t ask what he was baking.
Then he showed up with a Malyuk and a red mag of trade ammo, and nobody wanted to check the oven.

Bakes runs 7.62 PS for general community outreach, with the red mag reserved for that one sweaty bastard who needs a warmer welcome. If it comes out, congratulations—you’ve been upgraded from an inconvenience to an expense.

He’s carrying four spare mags and enough packing ammo to turn “one quick fight” into a whole fucking evening. The GNJ has food, water, and supplies to stitch him back together after the squad’s latest brilliant idea.

Will everybody make it home? Read the name on the fucking website.

Weapon & Attachments
Malyuk fitted with a PiTech S3 BK sight, Mamba SD grip, and Vario laser. Running 7.62 PS rounds, with a red magazine of trade ammo for special occasions.

Armour & Chest Rig
Warrior helmet and Centurion plate carrier with two medium magazine pouches, a small pouch, and a grenade pouch. Carries two spare magazines, packing ammo, and a Military Syringe.

GNJ Backpack
Four Military Bandages, two R2 suturing instruments, one Advanced Syringe, and one Military Painkiller. One ration, two energy bars, and an orange water bottle keep him fuelled.

Four stacks of extra packing ammo and two additional magazines keep the conversation going long after somebody should’ve shut the fuck up.