JoeyMerc
Favorite Gun: Whatevers in a box
Armor: rampage, construction hat, pocket sausage
Backpack: "who needs a backpack?"
JoeyMerc keeps the squad alive, laughing, and just a little terrified. Gear gets looted, missions get finished, and the stories… well, they get wildly exaggerated later. Loves a perfectly executed prank almost as much as a flawless run — sometimes both at the same time. Quick with a callout, faster with a “watch this” moment, and somehow always turns near-disasters into legend. If you find a body in a hilariously awkward position, you can bet JoeyMerc had something to do with it.