Squanchy

Squanchy is as American as it gets — solid, friendly, and always good for a laugh. He’s the kind of guy everyone wants on their squad: reliable, upbeat, and never afraid to speak his mind. Easy to get along with, always down to run it back, and keeps morale high no matter how sideways things go. That said, if FluffyDog is around, Squanchy is absolutely gonna bust his balls — lovingly, relentlessly, and at the worst possible moments. It’s all part of the charm. When it’s time to lock in, though, Squanchy shows up, backs the team, and gets it done.