In-game name: LoganSprouse

Two kids, a wife, and a perfectly respectable daytime life. Then the house goes quiet and LoganSprouse clocks in as TheClap.

His idea of a relaxing evening? A PSG drum full of tracers, somebody else’s loot in his GNJ, and a squad asking, “Why the fuck did you push that?”

He brings enough medical supplies to survive his decisions and enough grenades to make them everybody else’s problem. The plan usually involves finding a fight, making it worse, and squeezing out alive with a backpack he can barely carry.
And if you’re on his team, watch for the occasional friendly flashbang. Apparently, seeing where you’re going is an optional squad perk. Family man. Loot enthusiast.

Expendable with questionable judgement.